A Nepali, German and Sardarji get arrested in Saudi for drinking and are sentenced to get 20 lashes. Before getting whipped, the law enforcement's top brass announces: "It's my wife's birthday and she asked me to allow you a wish." The German says: "Please tie a pillow to my back." His wish is granted but the pillow only lasts 10 lashes. He's carried away bleeding. The Sardarji's turn was next. He requests two pillows on his back. It lasted only 15 lashes, the guy's send away whimpering. Now was the Nepali turn. Before he can say anything, the cops says to him: "You are from a beautiful Country. For this, you get two wishes!" Then Nepali Says, "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.""Not only are are you an honorable man, you're also very brave," the top law man replies. "If that's what you desire, so be it. What's your second wish?" The Nepali smiles and says, "Tie the sardarji to my back"