Dark in here
4 Review Posted, Article Posted On 16 Apr 2008
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A woman takes her lover home while her husband is at work. Her 8-year-old son comes home without warning and, upon seeing the couple, hides in the closet.
Shortly after that, the woman’s husband comes home unexpectedly. She quickly pushes her lover into the closet.
“Dark in here,” the boy says.
“Yes, it is,” the man replies.
“I have a baseball. Want to buy it?” the boy asks, adding, “My dad’s outside.”
“OK, how much?” the man asks.
“$250,” the boy says.
Two weeks later, the same situation occurs. When the man goes into the closet, the boy says, “Dark in here.”
“Yes, it is,” the lover replies.
“I have a baseball glove,” the boy says.
“How much?” the man sighs.
“$750,” the boy answers.
“Sold,” the man says.
Days later, the dad asks the boy if he wants to play catch. “I can’t,” the boy
says. “I sold my ball and glove for $1,000.”
“You’re fleecing your friends!” the dad yells. “I’m taking you to confession.”
They arrive at the church and the boy steps into the confessional booth.
“Dark in here,” he says.
The priest replies, “Oh, don’t start
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post by: haha @ 10 May 2008, 09:31 pm |
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daammi!! hehe |
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post by: anonnymous @ 29 Apr 2008, 05:12 pm |
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i dont get this joke!!!! |
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post by: Pushparaaz @ 26 Apr 2008, 09:32 pm |
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I didnt like the joke. It's not funny. |
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post by: kc @ 25 Apr 2008, 01:55 am |
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