A Nepali, German and Sardarji get arrested in Saudi for drinking and are sentenced to get 20 lashes. Before getting whipped, the law enforcement's top brass announces: "It's my wife's birthday and she asked me to allow you a wish." The German says: "Please tie a pillow to my back." His wish is granted but the pillow only lasts 10 lashes. He's carried away bleeding. The Sardarji's turn was next. •read more...
A woman takes her lover home while her husband is at work. Her 8-year-old son comes home without warning and, upon seeing the couple, hides in the closet. Shortly after that, the woman’s husband comes home unexpectedly. She quickly pushes her lover into the closet. “Dark in here,” the boy says. “Yes, it is,” the man replies. “I have a baseball. Want to buy it?” the boy asks, adding, “My dad’s outside.” •read more...
A guy walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him.
So he sets it on a table, along with a note "I spit in this beer" hoping that none will steal it then. Upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!"
What s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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Once there was a man who loved baked beans. He would eat up to 5 and sometimes 6 plates at a time, but that always be followed with smelly, loud, stinky gas.One day he met a beautiful lady and decided to talk to her. They started seeing each other.Since he did not want her to smell his nasty gas after eating beans, he made the sacrifice, and stopped eating them. One year later they were married. •read more...
Once upon a time there were three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, and they all lived together. One night the 96 year old ran a bath. She put one foot in and paused. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yelled.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. •read more...
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment. •read more...
3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?
The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available. •read more...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. •read more...
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? •read more...
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